Liverpool, yUK. This is post #2 as part of our The Agony and the Ex-tacy series. Find Precious' 1st post here.
Just for those snarky prissy
pants people out there I don't take the word rape lightly, but I can't
think of any other way to describe the events of this story.
So I am polite, to extremes. I don't
know if it is my British upbringing or what, but can I say no to
someone...? Well kind of not really... SEE! I suck at this...
aaaaaanyway...
One day, a million years and a couple of countries ago a blast from the past shows up
all eager for a wee chat. Being the friendly, everyone must except
me, I am REAL polite crazy person that I am I was all... “oh
haiii, whats up with yo?”
Innocent right? Until the I miss you's
and we could have been so good and seriously best sex ever BS that
exes say when they realise just how freakin' amazing you were and
that hex you put on that voodoo doll is totally working it's magic
and f*cking up all kinds of sh*t for them.
A couple of days later there is an
innocent flirty text, a few... can you imagine what we'd be doing if
we were together right now and then sh*t suddenly got serious and
changed to … sooooo, fancy sending me a picture...
Woah woah woah! hold the phone there, young sir. I am a loyal girlfriend with a lovely boyfriend, there
will be no exchanging semi-naked pictures via media device thank you
very much. Besides I'm sure your current girlfriend will be upset at
your behaviour.
I thought I had nipped this quickly
turning into some kind of freaking Joan Collins - throbbing loins
episode in the bud until the paragraphs of smut came through as a barrage, and all the time I am politely thinking I am telling him to stop. I
was digitally, textually and mentally banged all over my phone
without my consent.
Yours in creating whole new wrongs
because the old ones aren't quite f*cked up enough, J x
What the hell is up with getting a "best sex ever" text, e-mail, or phone call from a past lover. Every time I get this (it's only been twice. Okay, one and a half) I think, 'really, I thought it was quite miserable.'
ReplyDeleteI got a good kick out of this post...
ReplyDeleteI've had that experience before, It felt so darn good walking the other way and being able to say, "Too bad, I'm over you and with someone so much better..."